Posted in Obligatory Announcements

Emily for Hire

I’ve added a new section to the site that lists my rates for various writing and editing services. If you’re in need of someone like me, click “Hire Me!” on the main menu at the top of this page and let’s talk!

Posted in Obligatory Announcements

Still Here!

After some technical issues with the site, I am once again functional (at least in the sense of my website). I’ll be posting some updates in the next few days along with links to my latest TBT posts as soon as I can.

Posted in Obligatory Announcements, Readings

New Video, Narrow Chimney Reading Series

If you’re interested in seeing a video from my recent reading as part of the Narrow Chimney Reading Series, please check out the Media & Moving Pictures section of my site. I start out reading a little fast but I clearly didn’t have enough whiskey before stepping up to the podium.

If anyone is interested in a copy of What’s an Adult?,  it’s available through Amazon or Barnes & Noble. I’m also in the process of scheduling other readings and publicity events which I will share here as they’re scheduled.

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“What’s an Adult?” is Now Available!

Front Cover

My latest book, a collection of original nonfiction, is now available!

Amazon

Barnes & Noble

From the back cover:

Emily Regan has no idea what she’s doing. In theory, she’s supposed to be an adult but in actuality, she has no idea what that means and in light of her upcoming high school reunion, she’s pretty positive someone is going to call her out as a fraud. Whether she is speculating that Facebook is out to ruin us all, contracting food poisoning and vomiting her way across London, or just trying to figure out how to make a phone call without sounding like a complete idiot, this collection paints a portrait of someone hoping no one notices that she’s not a real grown up. If you also feel like a big, fat phony, Regan has included a handful of helpful tutorials to fake your way through adulthood, including:

  • how to open a greeting card
  • how to go grocery shopping
  • how to make a doctor’s appointment
  • . . . and more!

If you are one of those rare unicorns who actually has their life together, this might not be the book for you. But just in case you’re better at faking it than Emily Regan is, you should probably buy this book. You can say it’s for a friend. No one has to know.