Throwback Thursday: 5 Reasons You Wore JNCO Jeans

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I know, Dawson. Me too.
I know, Dawson. Me too.

5 Reasons You Wore JNCO Jeans:

1. You wanted to wear the perfect marriage of jeans and parachute pants.

Plus they're perfect for "working on the Benz."
Plus they’re perfect for “working on the Benz.”

2. You needed to carry your portable CD player but your hands were too full of Pogs and Troll dolls.

God damn you and your inadequate pockets, jean jacket!
God damn you and your inadequate pockets, jean jacket!

3. You enjoyed the adventure of trying not to trip on the hems of the 50″ leg openings.

If you went down you had to pray your chain wallet would snag on something before you hit the ground.
If you went down you had to pray your chain wallet would snag on something before you hit the ground.

4. You wanted to hide your feet to confuse predators.

His lack of camouflage left him susceptible to predators and he was quickly devoured by a pack of rabid Beanie Babies.
His lack of camouflage left him susceptible to predators and he was quickly devoured by a pack of rabid Beanie Babies.

5. You looked like a badass. 

I'll just leave this here.
I’ll just leave this here.

 

Happy Throwback Thursday!

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Emily Regan Emily Regan is the author of several books, including "What's an Adult?: No One Knows Anything and We're All Going to Die." She is an avid fan of reality TV, an unironic Hanson fan, and currently resides in Arizona with her family.

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