Back in the day, we were much more eco-friendly and instead of coal rolling, we were foal rolling.
Sure, there were other things to worry about like the hassle of live animals that need to be fed or streets rampant with manure, but who cares about sanitation?
Don’t touch me.
Although we’ve decided to let ponies be ponies, let’s all take a moment to revel in the throwback to a simpler time when some douchebag in a lifted truck couldn’t produce thick clouds of smoke for the sole purpose of being a jackass.
Emily Regan 