"Of all the things to come at Millennials for, I feel like side parts and skinny jeans are only scratching the surface. We legitimately thought inflatable furniture in the house was a great idea."
Author: Emily Regan
Emily Regan (she/her) is the author of several books, including "What's an Adult?: No One Knows Anything and We're All Going to Die." She is an avid fan of reality TV, an unironic Hanson fan, and currently resides in Arizona with her family.
How to Serve Wine in a Restaurant
"You are one sneeze away from total destruction."
Monsters and Whores
"This time the other boys call me a bitch and say I overreacted. I didn’t."
HYT 777
“Get in.” I’m fourteen years old and my Catholic school uniform doesn’t feel like a fantasy. I’m alone at the city bus stop near my house and there’s a chill in the air that has nothing to do with the weather. “No, thanks,” I say, so polite despite the fear beating in my chest. “My bus is coming.” “Get in,” he says again, leaning over to open the passenger door. His car is dirty with a stained beige interior, and I want nothing less than to sit in that car.
The 1950s Housewife Challenge: Day 14
Day 14: This is the end! My only friend, the end!




