If that slimy feeling you get when a creepy dude hits on you had a theme song, it would be "Rico Suave." "Rico Suave" was a 1990 single by Ecuadorian rapper Gerardo, and it's basically four minutes of him repeating "Rico Suave" in the creepiest sexiest way possible. In between pelvic thrusts, Gerardo raps a bilingual … Continue reading Throwback Thursday: “Rico Suave”