Tag: adulting

Apparently You Can Get a Traffic Ticket for Being a Bad Example

Seriously, I guess this is a thing.

Drunken Water Buffalo in Shorts

I bought shorts and I’m super pale. You’re going to need sunglasses.

Too Awkward to Function

Going out in public is hard.

The Mouse in Fauss House

“No one wants to read that Dr. Seuss book.”

Car Maintenance = Successful Adulting

Do you want to see my receipt?

“What’s an Adult?” is Now Available!

My latest book, a collection of original nonfiction, is now available! Amazon Barnes & Noble From the back cover: Emily Regan has no idea what she’s doing. In theory, she’s supposed to be an adult but in actuality, she has no idea what that…